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  1. I’m bleeding like crazy and she says her dogs don’t bite.”

    Reflexive Pit Nutter talking points spewed in a Parrot-like fashion during a moment of stress.

    Just like the crazy Tatoo lady from Omaha claiming her dog wasn’t viscous despite just attacking three people and tearing a toddler’s scalp off!

  2. The victim, Glen Fuller said, “I just felt that if it wasn’t for my conditioning…”

    So true! Not everybody can throw a mastiff around to block a pit bull. Since my community has done virtually nothing about pit bulls, perhaps the IRS will allow me to write off my gym membership and mileage as I pursue my mastiff slinging fitness goals. God knows I won’t have any income to report if yet another pit bull busts off his chain and disables me.

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